“Put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply”

“Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen”

“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

“I say we grease this rat-fuck son of a bitch right now!”


“Kill me, I’m here! Kill me!”

“Smoke?” “Nah. You know those things’ll kill you” “Yeah. You wanna live forever?”

“This stuff’ll make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus… just like me”

“You’re gonna be a bad motherfucker!”

“Not bad for a human”


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